"Si?"
"You know how you are always... well, kinda the same?"
"Si."
"Every year, the same."
"Well, you know how it is. That is somewhat the point, no?"
"Maybe. I guess I bought a red one last year and it just didn't work out so well."
"Esattamente!"
"Well, this year I'd like to try something new."
"..."
"Just hold still now."
"Madonna mia! OW!"
"..."
"...!"
"There! That's more like it!"
Happy New Year!
